Episode #1765: What Will We Do Yesterday Night?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss New Year's resolutions, Sammy Hagar, and what they might have done last night, maybe. Then Jen Flash Andrews joins us to speculate about Kim Jong Un.

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0:00.0	Do you need wood?
0:01.2	If so, please stop calling me Larry Wood Store.
0:04.7	My last name just happens to be Wood Store,
0:07.5	but not every Mr. Baker is a baker,
0:09.7	and not every Mr. Wood Store owns a wood store.
0:12.4	All right, my phone number is 832-746-WOOD,
0:16.3	because it's easy to remember.
0:18.3	Also, I do own the website woodforsale.com,
0:21.6	which lets you browse a great selection of wood.
0:24.0	Add wood to your shopping cart.
0:25.3	Fill out a billing address.
0:26.7	Click checkout.
0:27.8	But that was just a project for my web design class.
0:30.3	I like wood.
0:31.1	I love web design.
0:32.1	Doesn't mean I own a wood store.
0:33.6	T-B-T-A-L!
0:38.9	My motto is to catch a snake, become a snake.
0:41.8	Think like a snake, and be a snake.
0:43.6	I tweet under the fake name
0:45.4	at Martha Stewart Living Turkey Tips.
0:48.2	So when you see those, even though they're legit
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