Episode #1743: Undigested Beef In A Potato World
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2014
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss updates in the Real Life case related to the show "Serial" and the time Luke ruined radio in Seattle for one night.
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| 0:00.0 | This video is for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online saying |
| 0:04.1 | you mean and hurtful things about Fedora's. Well guess what? They're real |
| 0:07.6 | harder than you dip shit. You don't know anything about this hat idiot. Quite |
| 0:13.4 | frankly I just think you're jealous as haters because you couldn't even pull |
| 0:16.9 | off this where this look. If you couldn't even you couldn't even wear a |
| 0:20.8 | Fedora if your life's dependent on it because you know what? It's class and |
| 0:24.4 | class is for men and swag is for boys but you wouldn't know shit about that |
| 0:27.8 | f***ing haters. This hat is for what cool people wear and you can't figure it |
| 0:32.8 | out. You sit there online on your f***ing websites and you stays bullshit |
| 0:37.1 | about it but guess what? It's just a hat and you're not even cool enough to |
| 0:40.7 | wear it. I'd implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that's even |
| 0:44.5 | possible for you to think before you do f***ing hating on Fedoras. They're just a |
| 0:50.6 | hat and you're just a stupid swag idiot. |
| 1:04.2 | Hey in this office we call it a freedom horn okay? Did we offend you? Good. Now we |
| 1:09.1 | have your attention and we have to win you over. My empire is my mom's in prison |
| 1:16.5 | for two years for tasering up to 22 dogs. It's just this weird condition where |
| 1:21.0 | she smells like a cat that happens to smell like hamburger helper. Science is |
| 1:24.6 | whatever we wanted to be. You're gonna blow them out of the water. They're not gonna |
| 1:28.2 | know what hit them. Just keep your head up and don't let anybody tell you they're |
| 1:31.6 | better than you because they're not. This is special. This is special. It surely is |
| 1:39.3 | because it's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be |
| 1:44.5 | too beautiful to live. It was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches |
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