Episode 174: The Chemtrails Conspiracy

Let's Get Haunted

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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SKIP TO 00:17:32 TO GET TO THIS WEEK’S EPISODE! Welcome to Episode 174: The Chemtrail Conspiracy! Today we will be discussing a conspiracy theory that has steadily taken foothold on social media in recent years: The Chemtrail Conspiracy. You know those white trails of clouds that airplanes leave behind as they fly? Well, this theory suggests that those trails are not made of water condensation, but are actually made of poisonous gases and biological agents used to keep our population sick, stupid, and subservient. Join us this week as Nat explains this theory to Aly and Aly almost self-combusts in anger. We then conclude the episode more confused than ever about what people who believe in this theory actually believe. Do they think gay airplanes are giving us Lupus? Who’s to say? Certainly not us. TIME STAMPS 00:00:00 - INTRO / PERSONAL HAUNTINGS 00:13:53 - FIRST LEAF AD 00:17:32 - PART I: CONTRAILS 00:26:23 - ZOCDOC AD 00:28:31 - PART II: CHEMTRAILS 00:43:04 - NUTRAFOL AD 00:45:07 - PART III: PORTON DOWN 00:59:48 - OWNING THE WEATHER IN 2025 01:45:13 - DONOR SHOUTOUTS THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED!! Find out more about this week’s advertisers below! First Leaf: Try something new this year at https://www.TryFirstLeaf.com/LGH to sign up and get your first SIX hand-curated bottles of wine for just $44.95! ZocDoc: Go to https://www.zocdoc.com/haunted and download the ZocDoc app for FREE to find and book a top-rated doctor today! Nutrafol: For listeners of Let’s Get Haunted, go to Nutrafol’s website at https://www.nutrafol.com and enter promo code “HAUNTED”. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping. —— Other Important Stuff: Join the Patreon today! https://patreon.com/letsgethaunted LGH Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/letsgethaunted Buy Our Merch: https://www.letsgethaunted.com Check out the photo dump for this week’s episode: https://www.instagram.com/letsgethaunted Send us fan mail: PO BOX 1658 Camarillo, CA 93011 Send us your listener stories: [email protected] —— BACKGROUND MUSIC [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OdfxYjvPlE [2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S68vLYRGkU [3]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SFVYRZPXLs SOURCES [1] https://keith.seas.harvard.edu/chemtrails-conspiracy-theory [2 ]https://keith.seas.harvard.edu/files/tkg/files/dwk_cv_26_apr_2019.pdf [3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SFVYRZPXLs [4[ https://edition.cnn.com/us/chemtrails-conspiracy-theory-explained-cec/index.html [5] https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/citations/ADA333462 [6] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/how-the-british-government-subjected-thousands-of-people-to-chemical-and-biological-warfare-trials-during-cold-war-10376411.html [7] https://u.osu.edu/toxicblog/metal-toxicology/ [8] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK233549/ [9] https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/how-government-secretly-used-you-6032855 [10] https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/contrails-aviation-climate-change-satavia-scn-spc-intl/index.html [11] https://www.epa.gov/sites/default/files/2016-10/documents/afd-051013-001.pdf [12] https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/may/22/california-conspiracy-theorist-farmers-chemtrails Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So it's David's first week. Welcome David. Actually to kick things off David, maybe you can let us know your thoughts on the productivity portfolio flips around the spending dilip.
0:10.0	Okay, sorry? Give us your initial POV on the productivity portfolio Moomu make much more with a feather this morning?
0:17.5	Oh, that, yeah, the uh...
0:20.5	Does industry talk make zero sense to you?
0:22.8	Find collaborative articles with tips from the LinkedIn community to help you navigate those awkward moments.
0:27.8	Making work makes sense?
0:29.0	LinkedIn knows how.
0:30.2	If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch, you'd build a different kind of bank.
0:37.0	One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots, doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,
0:46.2	and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.
0:48.8	You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.
0:56.0	So what would that look like?
0:58.0	Starling Bank, the Bank Built for You. you. Welcome back guys to episode 174 of Let's Get Haunted.
1:25.0	A quick disclaimer before we get started.
1:28.0	If you're new to the show and don't know how it works,
1:30.0	you should know that the first 15 or so minutes of every episode sometimes a little bit more
1:34.7	sometimes a little bit less consists of just me and Nat shooting the shit catching up with each other
1:40.0	doing some like very meta housekeeping tasks about the podcast that you're currently
1:45.6	listening to and if that does not interest you at all and instead you'd like to
1:49.9	skip ahead to the title to the story that's in the title of today's episode.
1:55.8	You should know that you can just expand those show notes at any time and the first sentence
1:59.6	in all caps will say skip to and then a time stamp and you can skip to that time at any time
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