Episode 174: Ancient Aliens
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.8 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Jon writes off Florida. David shares his canvassing diary.
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| 0:00.0 | incredibly familiar with North Carolina or North Carolina. |
| 0:07.0 | Curtisville, Salisbury, you know what I'm saying? |
| 0:10.8 | Burlington. |
| 0:11.9 | I'm not familiar with those points. |
| 0:14.8 | Greenboro, Charlotte. |
| 0:17.6 | Welcome to election profit makers. |
| 0:19.6 | My name is Kid Midas Manifestation, using ancient secrets from foreign lands to manifest wealth, power, and fame, |
| 0:28.4 | just like the old-timey kings and pharaohs that populated those lands. |
| 0:32.9 | I'm joined on the line by a common earthman. |
| 0:36.8 | He makes his home in the dirt and works with his hands. |
| 0:39.5 | His name is none other than John, |
| 0:43.5 | Long John Silver. |
| 0:44.7 | Hi, John. |
| 0:45.9 | I can see you from the top of my pyramid, John. |
| 0:48.8 | Hello, down there. |
| 0:50.6 | Can you see me down at the bottom? |
| 0:52.6 | I can only see half of you right now. Bring up the more |
| 0:56.1 | bricks and stones so that my pyramid may grow in height and stature. You know the pyramids were the |
| 1:02.1 | tallest thing on earth for like a thousand years. Yeah. Pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Were you ever |
| 1:08.8 | into ancient aliens, John? Have we ever talked about ancient aliens? |
| 1:12.0 | Oh my God. Yeah. |
| 1:12.1 | I love ancient aliens. |
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