incredibly familiar with North Carolina or North Carolina.

Curtisville, Salisbury, you know what I'm saying?

Burlington.

I'm not familiar with those points.

Greenboro, Charlotte.

Welcome to election profit makers.

My name is Kid Midas Manifestation, using ancient secrets from foreign lands to manifest wealth, power, and fame,

just like the old-timey kings and pharaohs that populated those lands.

I'm joined on the line by a common earthman.

He makes his home in the dirt and works with his hands.

His name is none other than John,

Long John Silver.

Hi, John.

I can see you from the top of my pyramid, John.

Hello, down there.

Can you see me down at the bottom?

I can only see half of you right now. Bring up the more

bricks and stones so that my pyramid may grow in height and stature. You know the pyramids were the

tallest thing on earth for like a thousand years. Yeah. Pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Were you ever

into ancient aliens, John? Have we ever talked about ancient aliens?

Oh my God. Yeah.

I love ancient aliens.

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