Episode #1739: Happy Sex Day Eve

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew learn they have very different ways of celebrating Thanksgiving, and wonder what the proper response is to the news that the lead singer of Creed has gone broke.

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0:00.0	Good evening. Thanksgiving is always memorable.
0:03.5	But tonight, honoring those individuals who go above and beyond
0:06.8	to ensure the holiday is truly unforgettable.
0:09.8	I'm sorry, next category.
0:11.7	Biggest drunken revelation.
0:14.2	Our first nominee, Uncle Charles,
0:16.4	for your old enough to hear this.
0:18.6	APPLAUSE
0:20.8	Aunt Deborah with Red Wine Freestyle.
0:23.8	APPLAUSE
0:26.6	And cousin Lee with Stating the Obvious.
0:30.0	So you're probably all wondering,
0:31.7	why I haven't met a girlfriend settle down with me.
0:34.2	It's like a goat.
0:37.8	Yes.
0:38.8	TVTN.
0:43.8	It's so cool.
0:44.8	We're going to have a bluegrass band playing 80s pop songs.
0:48.4	We're going to pass out sparklers to all the guests.
0:51.2	Isn't that fun?
0:52.0	I was really good pizza.
0:53.7	Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever.
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