Episode #1733: Reverse Jerky Boys
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2014
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew enter a House of Games and end up reverse-prank-calling a long distance salesman who dials up the studio during the show. The results are medium minus at best.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stop the tapes! Stop! |
| 0:02.0 | What you have here is a bad hug. |
| 0:04.0 | It's insensitive and inappropriate for the work environment. |
| 0:07.0 | Let's try it my way. |
| 0:09.0 | Now watch, as Mark leans in, |
| 0:11.0 | finds the power center on the small of the back |
| 0:14.0 | gives three tender circles with the palm of his hand |
| 0:17.0 | and finishes with a friendly slap on the cheek. |
| 0:25.0 | There are two types of people in this world. |
| 0:28.0 | Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. |
| 0:30.0 | Mark's wife loves him. |
| 0:32.0 | On your small words, |
| 0:34.0 | that you'll be sure to understand you will how faced the food. |
| 0:38.0 | Why are you acting insane and threatening to cut my throat? |
| 0:40.0 | You scared me! |
| 0:41.0 | You got to, like, |
| 0:43.0 | say something before you touch me. |
| 0:46.0 | You stuck up half-witted, |
| 0:48.0 | scruffy-looking, |
| 0:50.0 | not harder. |
| 0:51.0 | You are physically repulsive, |
| 0:53.0 | intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, |
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