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Episode 173 Teaser - Officer Adam "Bright" Pachinko Machine

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2018

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Orc Cop Adam Pachinko Machine walks the beat and takes down perps for Mother Subscribe to our newsletter: https://chapotraphouse.us17.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=8e5c6079155c6d17d65bb0a32&id=eaf859b922

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pop pop pop back out of here back out of here another officer shouted we just had gunfire

0:06.0

Rob Bechtel a DC police reserve officer who watched a video that service online of the

0:10.4

two minutes scuffle said he'd never seen anything like it.

0:13.2

All this is happening while someone is cranking off rounds he said and right there

0:17.7

with some other officers is a Hillary Stafford.

0:20.8

That would be Pachinko Machine, a part-time D.C. Reserve Officer and the director of grassroots

0:29.6

engagement for the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. During the week, Pachinko Machine 30 sits in a small cubicle at the campaign headquarters in Brooklyn,

0:37.0

surrounded by standing desk and beanbags, fielding calls from volunteers across the country.

0:41.0

But on weekn

0:42.5

Pachinko Machine still drives the streets on patrol in the district.

0:46.6

Wait a minute so he in the weekends he goes from New York to DC to drive around in the patrol car and pretend to be a cop.

0:56.0

Essentially, yeah.

0:58.0

Jesus Christ.

0:59.0

This is bylined January 2016 during the campaign.

1:02.6

This is what the Orkop movie is based.

1:05.6

Right, out of Bright Pichinkin.

1:13.0

Yeah, they read this article and they're like,

1:15.0

they let this horrifying creature.

1:17.0

You know what?

1:18.0

He looks a lot like the whole orchestra.

1:20.0

Orchis, he has no hair.

1:22.0

He's totally bald, he's got kind of pointy ears.

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