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🗓️ 31 December 2017
⏱️ 87 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, the quaint and we were not. |
0:05.0 | And never wrong to my |
0:11.0 | should be. Happy New Year! |
0:15.0 | Year! |
0:17.0 | It's New Year's Day, 2018, and everyone's hung over. |
0:23.0 | No one wants to do anything, |
0:25.0 | and it's come to this. |
0:27.0 | It's finally come to this, a Chapo clip show. |
0:31.0 | But if any of you complain, just that just think of all of the joy that |
0:36.2 | we've provided you throughout this year hours of free entertainment and holiday season. |
0:40.8 | Nothing. You've given us absolutely nothing. |
0:44.0 | Some of you have and we thank you us. |
0:46.3 | Literally nothing. |
0:47.3 | But some of you have taken away from my life. |
0:49.4 | Some of you are freeloading scum and you keep demanding new fresh content every week well you're |
0:56.5 | gonna have to put up with us dealing with our hangovers but it's a recycle |
1:00.3 | it doesn't benefit us to keep you. It costs us nothing to rid us of you. |
1:05.6 | You have like deformed our nipples by sucking on her teats for over a year, |
1:12.1 | given us absolutely shit nothing zero zilch I'm just |
1:16.3 | glad that dumpster fire of a year is over oh my god 2017 was such an ass blast of a year, am I right, folks? |
1:25.4 | 2017 was like, Game of Thrones meets the office. |
1:31.1 | I saw a very good political cartoon the other day. Okay so it's |
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