What's going on, everyone? Welcome to this special birthday episode of making podcasts

great again for our birthday boy, Mr. Donald J. Trump. I am your sleep deprived tech

stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the birthday boy, Mr. Donald J. Trump.

Welcome everyone to this live episode, Mr. President of Mar-a-Lago and the United States of America.

How are you? I'm feeling very strong, as always. We're doing, we're doing good.

Great birthday, so far. Great birthday. You see sleepy Joe over and you're up making a fool of

himself. So that's, you know, we feel good about that. Very good. It's like he's almost trying to

give me a birthday present, you know. Maybe if he wasn't so sleepy, you would make it a better present.

75 years old or years young, may I say. How are you feeling about that?

I have tremendous energy, tremendous stamina. My wife is not as young as I'd like, but still

much younger than me and still providing me with prenuptial agreed upon a birthday,

sexual intercourse. So I think that I don't feel a day over, I don't feel a day over 18,

which is, which is what I tell some of the, some of Barron's female classmates.

Okay, you knew his name when you were talking about his female classmates. You never know his name.

Barron, you mentioned your son's name. What was that? Your son with Melania, Barron.

You just said his name when you referred to his, his friends. Excuse me. Maybe that was the

Chinese robot lady who announced that she was recording our powerful podcast before,

trying to manipulate my very presidential birthday words, but now I don't, you're mentioning

somebody I don't know. Okay, well, happy birthday, Mr. President, and I'm glad you feel so young.

Lots of things are going on in the news that I'd like to talk about before we take some

questions from our listeners. I'm sure everybody is dying to talk to the president on his birthday

today. The first thing I wanted to get into is BB, your boy BB. Oh, and by the way,

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