What's going on? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again. I am your

tech stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the president of Mar-a-Lago of the United

States of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump. Mr. President, how are you this week? Strong? Are you always

just strong? No, there's some weeks where I'm very strong. That's right. Have you ever been

down in the dumps and feeling bad? Has that ever happened to you? Just feeling not strong?

That's, I don't know. Well, okay, there was the time when we brought, you know, we just passed

D-Day, you know, the great day when, as a 16-year-old, I brought Ivanka to the plastic surgeon.

And that was one of the scarier days of my life because, you know, we'd picked out of the material,

the size, you know, we even had some sketch work done of what we wanted her to look like when

it was done. But you know what, when you're precious daughter and you, I've heard, it's weird,

they keep sending us tech stuff guys that have just had daughters, but I hear you've had a daughter

recently. Yes, she's a very, very active tech stuff agency apparently. But, you know, you'll know

when you send your precious daughter into a surgeon for a sweet 16-birthday to get

tasteful, double-debreasts, you feel nervous. And I was, you know, I trusted, we did, you know,

it was a good doctor. The doctor had worked on two of my wives and three of my mistresses,

so I know the reputation. But I was during that surgery, I was still very nervous, so I would say

then was the closest I'd been to down in the dumps. How do you vet like a boob doctor? How would,

how did you go about it? Well, I get, you know, I bribe him and get the addresses of his patients,

you know, he shows me pictures and I say, okay, that one looks nice. And then,

you know, I have my people talk to them and arrange a meeting and then, you know,

a little bit of alcohol and some nice money and then all of a sudden they're naked and you

get to do a full, a full inspection. Well, that's, and then you're gone before they wake up.

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