Episode #1729: TBTL Open Lines
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2014
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Carey open the phones and surprise the listeners by answering them. Plus, questionable science talk about the comet landing and even questionabler talk about if Italian is an ethnicity.
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| 0:00.0 | I'll tell you where some place warm a place where the beer flows like wine |
| 0:07.1 | We're beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastrano |
| 0:12.8 | I'm talking about a little place called I |
| 0:18.4 | Don't know Lloyd the French are assholes |
| 0:20.4 | TVTN |
| 0:25.5 | If you were looking good, man, well, thank you. You dropped some albees, huh? Yeah, I lost some weight. Where'd it go? |
| 0:30.6 | Well, there it is. I'll get it. I'll never forget these afternoons |
| 0:36.2 | I don't think I've ever known such peace and happiness in my life in my 24 years of life |
| 0:41.9 | I'm better at life than you. That's funny |
| 0:44.4 | hahaha |
| 0:48.4 | Buddy, I see you exhaling sir |
| 0:50.5 | We're gonna be with you in just a moment. You've got to be patient. Okay? We're very very sorry our apologies |
| 0:55.4 | We apologize to you. You will not have to wait that much longer at |
| 1:01.4 | All hey |
| 1:03.8 | Stand by here we go again |
| 1:13.9 | All right, everybody here we go again with a what is this Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL |
| 1:21.4 | The show that just might be |
| 1:23.4 | Too beautiful to live. I just want to hug this show and never let it go. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host |
| 1:30.8 | This is episode number 1,728 in that collector series. This show is a joke. You are a joke |
| 1:42.0 | We let's see. We're down. We're down a wash today. We're down a kaya hoga clam |
| 1:50.0 | Andrew is he's busy |
| 1:52.6 | Guess doing something more important than his second job, which is of course being part of this imaginary radio show |
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