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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1721: Arbor Day Spooktacular

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween, Arbor Day, and Administrative Assistants' Day all in one tidy podcast. Then they work on a name for the Friday sport talk show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dear Great Pumpkin, I'm looking forward to your arrival in Halloween night.

0:06.0

I hope you will bring me lots of caffresants.

0:10.0

Who are you riding to, Linus?

0:12.0

This is the time of year to ride to the Great Pumpkin.

0:15.0

On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch

0:19.0

and flies through the air of this bag of toys for all the children.

0:23.0

You must be crazy.

0:24.0

When you go on to stop believing it's something that isn't true.

0:27.0

When you stop believing it's that fellow with a red suit and a white beard

0:31.0

who goes, ho ho ho!

0:33.0

They are obviously separated by denominational differences.

0:37.0

There are three things they have learned never to discuss with people.

0:41.0

Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

0:47.0

Break it down.

0:48.0

I was freaking late for my hot Torah

0:51.0

when I heard a knock on my bedroom door.

0:55.0

I opened it up and to myself.

0:58.0

Right there wasn't where we were standing there with glowing gold eyes.

1:02.0

This has to model my son, you will be a man.

1:06.0

That's a nice time to join the wolf in clan.

1:09.0

To model you will stand at the beamer and brain.

1:13.0

But tonight, let's gaze at the moon and bathe.

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