Episode #1718: – Lovin' Beats Hatin'

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss McDonald's new slogan, and the best and worst fast food. Plus, Kim Jong Un's disappearance is explained, and it's a major let down.

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0:00.0	Anger is like flatulence, isn't it?
0:03.0	Insofar, it's far better to let it out in increments
0:09.0	than to let go with one humongous rattle.
0:12.0	Oh, well yes, yeah.
0:15.0	In as much as losing your temper is about transferring that anger
0:20.0	to those closest to you.
0:22.0	Well, you fart in the face of the person you love, aren't you?
0:26.0	If you ask the police, they will tell you
0:28.0	that most murders are committed by a friend or relative
0:31.0	with the victim.
0:32.0	They take place at home, in the office,
0:35.0	on public transport, energy-cusey.
0:39.0	Are we still talking about murder?
0:42.0	A hammer hands up, the last three examples were specifically farting.
0:45.0	Right.
0:46.0	T-B-T-L!
0:52.0	Women don't like to be treated like objects.
0:56.0	But we take objects and treat them like women.
1:00.0	Uh-oh, spaghetti-os.
1:02.0	I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
1:05.0	I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
1:08.0	Right.
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