Hey, did you guys do that thing in the New Yorker last month about how golf is an analogy for marriage?

I did. I did read that. Do you have the thing in McSweeney's?

I was comparing CD tracks and album tracks. Did you read that?

Yeah. Did you read that thing in Mother Jones about eco-chairs and eco-waste-asset?

I did. Yeah.

Did you read that thing in Spin, about all the festivals?

Do you read that thing in pace? It was about the national.

Did you read that thing in Dwell, about all the mid-century houses?

Yeah. Did you read The New York Times? Yes.

Yes. Washington Post. Yes.

Wall Street Journal. Of course you read it.

Did you read that steam-punk article in Boynberg?

I did not like the end of it. Did you read that sky-writing over the Willamette River? Yes.

Did you read that Forty Cookie? Yes. From my snide? Yes.

Did you read it? Yes. There were two. Yes.

Did you read that thing that I wrote in the sand on the beach? Yeah.

Did you read the Portland Mercury? Yeah. Did you read the Willamette River? Yeah.

Did you read the Seattle Stranger? Did you read the S-Up Weekly?

I loved it. The Harvard Lampoon? Well-written.

Did you read Mad Magazine? I did not like the end of it.

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

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