Have you wasted a whole day playing flight wheel?

Now there's TURD!

TURD combines the flight of a bird with the crawling of a turtle to create the only flight

wheel that slowly comes back.

First, throw your turd, watch it soar up to a half mile away.

When it lands, its turtle legs will extend, and turd will begin his long trek home.

While turd sluggishly returns, you can spend your day paying bills.

Just stir yourself online, play hands tomorrow's work, sort some coins, repay old bills,

call your brother, stare, stare, moisten your fence wood, reposition your doorknob, dig

a hole to bury a box, and turd is still crawling, sweep your lawn, offer your husband a drink,

destroy a pornography collection, and when turd crawls back, throw it again, and get

even more work done.

Thanks for letting me get my work done turd.

Turd of Cinco Toy.

T-B-T-L!

I'm gonna give you what I call the tickle test.

If you pass out, then we can carry on with the procedure.

If you believed in anything, you would realize this is why people go to hell.

Here I am, am I here?

You know it, you know.

This is Mr. Senior Love Daddy doing the nasty to your ears, your ears to the nasty.

It has only played the platters that matter, the matters they platter, and that's the

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