Hey, it's Luke, I'm whispering because I'm in some God-for-saken airport bar in

San Diego and I don't want to look any weirder than I already do. So it turns out I

was confused about what day it was for the entirety of today. It's a Wednesday.

I thought it was a Thursday. So right at the top of the show I make about five

references to the fact that it's a Thursday when it's not. It's a Wednesday.

Just thought I would let you know that I now know. I mean the future of when I

recorded the show but I'm in the past of when you're hearing the show and I don't

know if that makes any sense or not but I just wanted to explain that I am clear

on what day we're talking about. It is Wednesday even though I'm going to be

acting like it's a Thursday. Kapiche? And that's how I got to where I am. So what do you

got? Okay here it is. Bit soup. It's like alphabets soup but it's ones and zeros.

Instead of the letters. Because it's binary you know binary is just ones and

yeah I know what binary is. Jesus Christ I memorized the hexadecimal times tables

when I was 14 writing machine code okay. Ask me what nine times F is. It's

F-75. I do not need you telling me what binary is just like I don't need you

thinking about soup or taking pictures of it. I need you thinking about apps,

software, websites, Silicon Valley all right. Not Paris, Texas. It's where Campbell

soup is. T-B-T-L.

It's the strain beginning to show. If I could sleep 10 days and nights in a

rice bed I could certainly last in this laudity bank. This is what the animal sent

to us. He says to his cockman here. Baby. Up your butt with a coconut. I think he was prepared to do it.

Except I saw no coconut. He had no coconut to bite out. You are a dangerous man.

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