Obviously your kid needs a male role models because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see four because he's your son

No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something

They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know, like red means stop great green means go good

Yellow's the other one

If I told you once I've told you a thousand times I love you

We would like a large pie with pepperoni pineapple and cheese across

I did not and never would mean what some people have inferred I meant when I use the words I accidentally chose

I hope that clarifies the issue and this can be the last word on those words. So what are you trying to say?

It's trying to say that I am so big my bum is so big you need to order to various countries far away

To get enough material to make a pair of pants so I can fit my incredibly obese

Buttocks into a pair of your specially made little suits

Objection on the grounds that I'm like what you want you you could do so you

You could you you want I don't understand

Gobble gobble gobble turkey from jive turkey goblers, you know

Oh man

We've got so much

Jive talking in turkey goblin lined up for you on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be

Too beautiful to live shame on everybody involved

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Oh, yeah, this is episode 1,700 and two in a collector series as soon as we get the

Kings worked out here. I'm sure it's gonna be a great great show

We have a lot of stuff to talk about with you

Mostly today. I think the conversation will end up revolving around a

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