Episode 170: Stupid State Liquor Laws, Honoring Pop Tarts, & A Nashville Bar Crawl

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (0:55): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Rock’N Vodka bloody Mary and a Bad Birdie Golden Ale from Four Peaks Brewing. She reviews her weekend in Scottsdale playing Talking Stick Casino and hanging out with her good friend Daxx Nielsen and his family.

COURT NEWS (12:53): Kathleen shares news on Dolly’s tuition reimbursement for Dollywood employees and her reaction to Elle King’s birthday tribute, Taylor Swift breaks another record, and Jelly Roll teases a new tour announcement.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”(5:48): Kathleen samples Aloha Freeze Dried Buss Da’ Clusters, Doritos Hot Honey Mustard Dinameta Sticks, and Kroger Sriracha Ranch dressing.

UPDATES (23:54): Kathleen shares updates on a Russian superyacht seized by the US gov’t, archaeologists invite common people to join site digs in the UK, and Delta Air Lines CEO releases the employee’s 2023 profit sharing.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (35:05): Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the SS Arlington shipwreck in Lake Superior, and a dog walker found a bone in France that ends up completing a fossilized Titanosaur.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (43:15): Kathleen shares articles on archaeological Morgan Wallen’s new Nashville bar and Jon Bon Jovi’s new honky tonk, a Monet painting gets souped by protesters, Sir Rod Stewart sells his entire music catalogue, the drunkest fans in the NFL are determined, a 200’ radio tower is stolen in Alabama, a bill could ban cold beer sales in Tennessee, a woman without a ticket flies Nashville to LA, the NBA announces possible expansion cities, mutant wolves in Chernobyl have evolved a new superpower, the most popular 2024 Spring Break destinations are revealed, and the inventor of Pop Tarts dies at age 96.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The Greatest Night In Pop” on Netflix, and watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.
0:12.6	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.8	let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.8	Turnight! Turn lights. Welcome. Welcome. I know my voice just cracked. Welcome. That's the proper way to say it. Welcome, from Stevie. Welcome, I'll be going to see Stevie in New Orleans. I can hardly wait. I hope all the
0:38.2	witches come out in their capes and their moon necklaces. It's a giant witchy night in New Orleans and it might rain that night too even spoke
0:46.3	Yeah, wow, wow, all right.
0:50.3	Your attachment to the doll's got away.
0:52.1	Welcome. I, well you should see how much Stevie loves it.
0:55.0	Ooh, that was borderline.
0:58.0	Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
1:00.0	Anyway, termites.
1:03.3	Episode 170, fire!
1:05.3	Fire!
1:07.0	So many things.
1:07.9	I was just got back from Phoenix.
1:10.0	Well, Scottsdale, they're particular about that.
1:12.4	Oh, they are. Yeah, they are. Well, some
1:15.0	they're particular about that.
1:12.0	Oh, they are.
1:13.0	Yeah, they are.
1:14.0	Well, some people are, I don't know, whatever, you know, the desert.
1:16.7	I was in the desert at Talking Stick Resort.
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