Episode 169: Donna Kelce’s Cookies, Negotiating Landlines & My Dad Becomes a Crime Boss

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (3:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Michelob Golden Light from Anheuser Busch. She reviews her week in Missouri hanging out with her parents and her Super Bowl bets.

COURT NEWS (): Kathleen shares news on Snoop Dogg’s lawsuit against Walmart, Jelly Roll attended the Super Bowl, and Taylor Swift made it back from her Tokyo shows to the Super Bowl.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”(1:08): Kathleen samples Old Vienna St. Louis Red Hot Corn Chips, Kettle Chips 7 Layer Dip chips, and Hidden Valley Dill Pickle Ranch Dressing.

UPDATES (34:42 ): Kathleen shares updates on Adam Neumann’s attempt to purchase WeWork, the Cargill heir buys more lakefront land in Michigan, and a protester scales the Vegas Sphere.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (43:40): Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a Roman funerary bed in London, and Sotheby’s is preparing to offer the World’s first postage stamp at auction.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (52:50 ): Kathleen shares articles on the “Jesus: He Gets Us” Super Bowl ads, Disney wins the streaming rights to Taylor Swift’s “Eras Tour” movie, Iceland’s volcano erupts for a 3rd time in 2 months, Southwest Airlines rolls out their new seat to the dismay of their frequent fliers, South Carolina wants to reinstate firing squads and the electric chair, the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees are announced, AT&T wants to discontinue landline services, and Donna Kelce lets a small business use her cookie recipe to help pay off student lunch debt.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.
0:12.6	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.8	let's talk about what's been going on. Turmites.
0:25.0	Welcome.
0:27.0	I'm Stevie.
0:28.0	Welcome.
0:29.0	Welcome.
0:30.0	I mean with my tambourine.
0:31.0	Welcome.
0:32.0	Yes, I have a chief's blinking hat off for
0:34.4	episode 169 because the chiefs were victorious. Wow what a game. The game the
0:42.1	first half was boring. Oh, well Stevie just just ate shit
0:49.3	I hope she didn't break her night. Oh no, But she's a witch. She'll fix it.
0:53.4	She landed on her tambourine. Oh well, it's hard to get her back in her stand
0:58.4	sometimes. She won't cooperate.
1:01.6	The first half little boring Super Bowl, but before we get into all that, what are we
1:07.2	drinking? Well because I was in the Ozarks and went through St. Louis a
1:10.1	little Mikloaf golden light from the Ann has a Bush brewery where my uncle's worked for years in St. Louis, Missouri. Cheers.
1:17.0	Mm-hmm.
1:20.0	And a little tasting treat from St. Louis, Old Vienna, red hot corn chips, which really means hot
1:26.1	fritos.
1:27.1	In case you're wondering what a corn chip means, it's not.
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