Episode 17: The Problematic Light

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Desus Nice (@desusnice) and THE KID MERO (@thekidmero) are the Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Ayesha Curry, azealia banks, Tee Ball, Getting Shot, Lady Saw's Pumpum and more!

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0:00.0	Good evening.
0:01.4	Good evening.
0:03.4	This is Dr. Ben Carson, aka Ben Barson in the streets.
0:09.6	Unfortunately I've had to suspend my campaign because I'm not doing the numbers I used to
0:14.0	be doing in these streets.
0:16.9	But hey, when you are busy repairing the cerebral cortexes of infant refugee children from
0:23.0	Botswana, you don't have time for flim flam like Donald Trump.
0:27.5	So it is what it is.
0:30.8	Bodeca Boys in the building, Ben Barson is in the building, Candy Gains the Windshown
0:34.9	Valley music.
0:36.2	Volume five is about to go down.
0:38.1	It's on Spotify right now.
0:39.3	You know, I'm saying I need to go listen to that.
0:42.0	I'm getting excited now because I understand the future is mine to have.
0:46.3	I think that I might join Donald Trump as vice president.
0:50.0	You heard it here first on Bodeca Boys.
0:51.3	I'm running for vice president with Donald Trump.
0:54.4	Ben Barson.
0:56.5	And if you ever dare to question me, think to yourself, close your eyes and say to yourself.
1:01.9	Have I ever, with my gifted hands, opened the cerebellum of a baby wombat?
1:09.1	No, you have not so shut your motherfucking mouth.
1:11.6	Bodeca Boys volume 58.
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