Episode 16: Chopped Cheese Smoothies

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Desus Nice (@desusnice) and THE KID MERO (@thekidmero) are the Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Scamming, Zika, Skateparks, Robot Brides, Mental Health and More!

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0:00.0	What's up you little sloppy bottoms, it's Joanne the scammer.
0:02.7	I'm here with D'sess and Merrill.
0:04.6	I'm a messy bitch.
0:05.9	So listen, anything that these motherfuckers say on this show,
0:09.9	it's very messy, so like, don't understand, uh, fuck.
0:14.3	How'd you like to scare me, Trey?
0:15.8	Just say it real quick, just say it real fast.
0:18.9	Joanne, just say it real fast.
0:20.4	Yo, you know what?
0:23.0	Uh, did you guys write those?
0:25.6	Damn, I got too high.
0:26.9	Yeah, yo, yo, it's good.
0:30.3	It's your boy, the kid, Merrill, man.
0:31.5	I'm so fucking smack this 10 a.m.
0:33.2	I can't even do an intro.
0:34.5	The only thing I've ingested is Merrill, wanna smoke.
0:36.4	So this is what you think is again.
0:38.4	BoDig, boys, motherfucker.
0:40.2	We here about to make a million dollars.
0:43.4	You're gonna stoop it.
0:44.3	And I see you at big plaza malls, son.
0:46.4	Don't take bitches with my kids.
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