Episode 17: The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Alison veer off into discussions about lactation sex and mucus plugs. That’s right, it gets kinda gross. Other topics include bad acting, award shows, thrift stores, and kids sharing your clothes. They both try their best to avoid throwing shade at other podcasts. Are they successful? It’s arguable.

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:07.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:10.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out there.
0:14.0	Childish, oh shit.
0:16.0	How can I pet when I'm still a kid?
0:19.0	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.0	Who the hell decided I was ready for this? How you doing everybody? This is Greg Fitzsimmons. I'm Allison Rosen.
0:27.0	Welcome to Childish. It's the advent of a deluge of rain here. Excuse excuse my vocabulary but I'm listening to an Irish
0:35.3	podcast and their their language is so much richer and varied than ours and I felt stupid and dumb lately so I'm trying to diversify my
0:47.0	vocabulary. Well you advent deluge yeah I feel that you have diversify. I feel you're doing it. I hope so. I mean that's my goal and you know if you're listening at home and you feel like I'm talking above you then maybe just go to WTF. You're so yeah if you don't want to do you don't want to deal with Greg
1:09.4	smug condescension go to WTF. Did you test really well on the SATs? I did well. Did you do
1:18.8	better on verbal or math? The funny thing is I always got better grades in English and I was an English major but my math grades were higher on the SAT.
1:27.0	Yeah. Same. Isn't that so weird? Because I really I took so I was in advanced classes once again if our condescension the way we
1:36.3	speak above you is bothering you check out a variety of NPR podcasts yes many, many are erudite and yet they can be pedantic.
1:48.0	It's the sophistry that bothers me on occasion, you know?
1:52.0	It's a quagmire. that bothers me on occasion, you know?
1:53.2	It's a quagmire.
1:55.2	It's truly a conundrum at times.
1:58.5	But Greg, let's, we're speaking to the Hoy Paloy.
2:02.4	Hoy Paloy is an interesting one. Yeah. Let's uh, we're speaking to the Hoi Paloi.
2:02.5	Hoi Paloi is an interesting one.
2:04.3	Yeah.
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