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Welcome to another episode of Kotaku Split Screen. It is January 28th, 2016, and you are listening to Kotaku's one and only greatest podcast on Earth. My name is Jason Schreier. I am joined from across the sea and land by my good buddy, Kirk Hamilton. Am I really across the sea? I guess I'm across the sea if you go

the other direction around the world. I was thinking of the Great Lakes of Michigan and how like you're

kind of that way. Not like not just the sea of mediocrity that exists in the middle of America.

Wow.

You just insulted half of our listeners.

You weren't making some regionals.

Hey, man, I grew up in the Midwest.

I know how it is.

Yeah.

I'm sad.

I'm sad.

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