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This is Kotaku's split screen for January 22nd.

I am one of your hosts, Kirk Hamilton, and I'm as surprise as anybody that I'm starting out this show.

I'm actually sitting in a studio in real life with my co-host, Mr. Jason Schreier. Hi, Jason. It's a weird week. Hi, Kirk. How's it going? It's weird because we're actually in real life looking at each other in the flesh in a real

room. Right. Instead of on Skype, you welcome to New York. Thanks for bringing this giant

blizzard that's about to hit. I appreciate it. Do you know that? So when I landed in New York, it literally

started snowing as I was, as I got off the plane. It started snowing. It's because you are a harbinger

of snow. It's because you are Santa Claus. I am Santa Claus. This is my secret identity.

That, um, that nobody knew. But I am, I am St. Nick. That's my middle name, actually. Just one word, St. Nick.

So your flight just got canceled.

Yes, my flight tomorrow. But it's kind of nice that they canceled it this far in advance so that I could just...

Yeah, that is nice. Although you'd be, you're going to feel really shitty about it when tomorrow it doesn't snow at all.

And you're like, God damn it, they cancel my fucking flight. Right. And I do kind of think that might happen. That or is going to snow so much that they

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