Episode #17 - BFFAEAE

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Hey, congrats on not killing yourself this week! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads my best friend since the 10th grade, Melissa, and I chat about the ghosts of relationships past, my weird past relationship with my mother in which I would leave at the drop of a hat to make my grandparents eggs, our old pranking days, and what the fuck we do to our hair when we wear it curly (and hey, I hope this goes without saying but in case it doesn't: please don't harass my ex online, k? theenkyaaaw). For the resources mentioned in this episode as well as ticket links to all the shows mentioned, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads
0:15.0	voices in our heads.
0:19.0	Hi you guys, it's ya girl Christina Marie Hutchinson I hope you're well you didn't kill
0:25.8	yourself this week hey good for you girl boy whatever you want to be called I'm
0:31.6	proud of you guys for not killing yourself I'm proud of you guys for not killing yourselves. I'm proud of myself
0:35.2	too. Every day is a struggle you know we're just trying to get by. Before I introduce
0:40.3	my best friend who's going to be the guest this week. I'm going to talk to you
0:44.0	about some shows really quick. Monday, January 27th at 7 PM if you're in New York City
0:49.6	get your tickets because Corinne Fisher and I take the stage for our monthly residency at caveat.
0:55.2	This show is so fucking fun. It's truly more fun than sex. It's a little bit more fun than sex and sex is really fun for me. So buy tickets to that. It's an interactive show. We prank call your ex-boyfriends or girlfriends. We bring you on stage and analyze your dating app
1:13.7	profiles. It's one of the most fun shows I've ever been a part of so get your
1:17.4	tickets for that Monday, January 27th at caveat in New York City and I also
1:22.2	am doing well the Friday before that I
1:26.0	should have said this one first Friday January 25th when he's starling in
1:29.6	Ico's glamorous 8 p. PM, zinc bar, do it.
1:33.8	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
1:35.2	headlining helium, February 6th to the 8th.
1:37.7	And then Justin Silver and I are doing a Valentine's Day
1:41.3	themed, we're not banging, on Wednesday, February 12 at 8 o'clock,
1:45.8	and I'm pretty sure we're going to give out some sex toys.
1:48.6	Yay!
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