Episode #16 - Great Jones Spa < A Rusty Bucket Of Turds

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Sometimes you go to a spa to get a facial and a few days later it looks like a pizza took a shit on your face. When you go back to that spa in tears and the manager gives you an attitude, you get today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads. #PettyPetty2020 For tour dates and resources mentioned in this episode, visit: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads
0:19.3	hi hello welcome this is episode 16 of the Voices in Our Heads. I'm Christina Hutchinson,
0:27.4	your host, and this episode of the podcast is not sponsored by Great this a great jones spa.
0:34.0	Hey, do you want your face to look like someone pooped on it?
0:39.0	Great jones spa.
0:40.0	Again, not a sponsor of this podcast. More on that in a minute. Hey, come see me live if you're in the following places in the following times. New York City,, January 25th,
0:52.5	Wendy Starling and I co-host glamor-Pus
0:54.4	at Zinc Bar in the West Village, that's at 8 p.m.
0:57.4	February 6th to the 8th, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
1:00.3	I'm headlining, Helian Comedy Club. Don't go to Great Jones Spa.
1:04.0	February 13th, Justin Silver and I are hosting our monthly show in New York City
1:08.0	called We're Not Banging at the Stand.
1:11.0	And at the end of March, I'm going to be in Houston, Texas with Corinne and a bunch of other incredible
1:16.3	comedians for Schenckfest. Very excited about that. At the end of April, I'm going to be in Austin, Texas, with a bunch of also wonderful comedians for the
1:25.5	Moon Tower Comedy Festival.
1:27.5	Don't go to Great Jones Spa.
1:30.5	Oh, some additional things.
1:32.2	I have my dates for Ireland. I'm so excited. Man, people have
1:37.1	been messaging me recommendations and I've acquired a list and I actually showed that list to
1:42.1	my Irish friend who's from Ireland and he looked at it and he was like these are great suggestions and I was like thank you all
1:48.0	But I'm gonna be there April 2nd to the 12th and I want all if you have a podcast I'll do it but like you know a
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