Episode #1692: Manly Smells and Twitter Fails

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2014

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke returns to Port Townsend and Andrew receives a mysterious cassette tape he debuts live on the air.

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0:00.0	This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of a name chatter
0:07.7	Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?
0:10.8	Whoa, that was the color from hell
0:13.8	Well hot dog we have a weiner. Yeah, that thing's great. Don't praise the machine
0:21.0	Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns
0:26.7	How's it keep up with the news like that?
0:31.0	Special announcement they do purchase a receive by gift before November 27th 1990 a millivinelly recording a ticket to a concert at which millivinelly performed or millivinelly merchandise
0:42.8	If so listen carefully to this important message about appending millivinelly lawsuit that may affect your rights ordinary fucking people
0:49.7	you know
0:50.7	Oh
0:53.0	Repo man nice
0:54.7	Man, you're probably the only two people here that would get that perhaps get what?
0:59.7	Ordinary fucking people. Yeah, I know that movie the guys brother grounds you idiot
1:04.9	That's ordinary people what the mother
1:08.5	Seeing as in king is going on right now
1:11.7	Did you know that according to men women exaggerate everything? Wow, you are really good at wasting time. Can I go home now?
1:19.7	You
1:21.7	Can go anywhere that feels comfortable for enjoying a
1:26.2	Monday afternoon edition of TV T L
1:28.5	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live things are going to start happening to me now
1:35.6	And my name is Luke Burbank. I am your host episode 1,600 and
1:40.6	92 in a collector series
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