Here we go, folks. Back once again. Hope everyone had a nice Labor Day weekend. This episode's coming

out a little bit later than you're used to. I hope the delay does not make you think less of us.

Us? You might ask, who's us? Who is this guy? What's going on? A podcast? I think I read about

those on Wikipedia, but what exactly are they? Well, I'm happy to

tell you what they are. You see, you're listening to my voice right now, either through your

headphones or your Bluetooth speaker, or you're bumping us on your car stereo as you drive

slowly down the main drag looking at pretty teenage girls because you're the high school

football captain.

Anyway, that's called a podcast, guys talking to you.

Well, my name is Kid Midas, and I've been known to be called the original Wave Rider,

so I suppose that's what you could call me.

It's on my business card, and yes, I still have business cards.

You could say I still live in

the 20th century. However, I am joined by someone who lives concurrently to your ass. And that's

John Kimball from North Carolina. Hi, John. Hey, David. How are you doing? That was quite an intro.

You're right there, take a drink of water. That was one for the Hall of Records.

I'll say. What an idiot I am. Do you really have a business card? I would love to have a

business card again. I haven't had a business card in years and years. But I do think it's kind of

effective. I was thinking about it the other day. I mean, you just run into somebody and you're like,

just look me up on

Twitter. What do you put? I think handing a business card is really nice. Or why don't you look for me

on LinkedIn? Uh, no thanks. Yeah. A business card is, you know what? Maybe we should, maybe our next

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