Attention listeners, this is a true and on public service announcement.

You have, this comes out Thursday.

It might have already passed, but you probably have about one day left before the shots

spotters stop getting confused by fireworks and you can just shoot as much as you want

any major city.

First, what did you do for Fourth of July?

I didn't ever ask you.

Open fire.

Well, you know, you are Mr. fireworks.

How did you celebrate?

I went to a sober barbecue and then, yeah, and then just like to, what's on a hill later.

But no fireworks?

And Mr. fireworks, here's, all right.

My thing with fireworks is I started getting suspicious because how come you can buy fireworks

in Chinatown, but they're never setting them off there.

Well, yeah, because you know, but child part of buildings.

Yeah, but it was so what?

Get a roof.

And so now I've got, now I feel like fireworks exist to get me into trouble.

Honeypot.

Honeypot.

Because I've been hoarding hundreds of pounds of plastic explosive ever since you explicitly

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