Attention listeners.

This is a sort of true and on public service announcement.

You have, this comes out Thursday.

It might have already passed, but you probably have about one day left before the shot spotters stop getting confused by fireworks.

And you can just shoot as much as you want any major city

bruce what did you do for fourth of july i never asked you open fire well you know you are

mr fireworks how did you celebrate i uh i i went to a sober barbecue.

And then, yeah, and then just like to, I was on a hill later.

No fireworks?

Mr. Fireworks, here's, all right.

My thing with fireworks is I started getting suspicious.

Because how come you can buy fireworks in Chinatown?

But they're never setting them off there.

Well, yeah, because it's a bunch of apartment buildings.

Yeah, but so what?

You got a roof.

And so now I feel like fireworks exist to get me into trouble. Honeypot. Honeypot. Because I've been hoarding hundreds of pounds of plastic explosive ever since you explicitly via text message told me to start doing it. That's not true. Well, okay. I'm looking at the text message right now. You can't just hold up your phone and say that now you're looking at the text message. I know your little tricks. I'm reading the, how about this? I'm reading the text message. No, you're lying. No. Brace. You can get the ingredients from China via mail order and you should assemble it. Here are detailed instructions on how to do it. My God. Women do this to me all the time. They contact me online. No, you know, they're like, hey, it's sexy. Not that you said that to me. I'll give you that. And they're like, do this crime. And I'm like, okay, sure, or whatever. Like, that makes you happy. You talk to me more. And then I get in trouble for it. It's such bullshit.

Yeah. They've got to call you Mr. Honeypot. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, ladies

Good

Jeff,

Jeffry Lekston.

Come in.

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