Episode 165: Wear Your Pants When Pounding With Monkeypox

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Could Ms. Pat win an Emmy? We wonder what it would be like if she got nominated. The CDC is recommending that you wear clothes when having sex with the monkeypox. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.2	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:16.0	You already know what it is.
0:17.3	It's Father's Day and I'm here with two fatherless motherfuckers.
0:22.2	Oh, Chris is a stepdaddy.
0:24.0	I know him.
0:25.3	Yeah, I got a daddy.
0:26.5	I mean, my father is, you need to say, got no keys.
0:30.8	You can't even match your balls.
0:32.6	That's what I mean.
0:33.6	Oh, I mean, it's a turdless motherfuckers.
0:36.1	Yeah.
0:37.1	Woohoo.
0:39.1	I've got, I know her.
0:40.6	I have no idea.
0:41.6	I have no idea.
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