Episode 164: Welcome to the Patdownnbgreenrfggghhhg

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

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4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 26 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, y'all, the reason why I don't have any videos because my internet at the house
0:04.9	went out and I'm sitting here on my, on my, um, I pay until get around and get everything
0:10.9	fixed. So don't start with just the right dude and the black dude. But I'm gonna jump my
0:15.1	black ass in there eventually. Yeah, but you should have seen you before
0:19.3	you turn this is this is good. What? If you were to late and we called you and you're
0:24.4	like, I'm looking for my hair. I forgot I took off my hair and the kids. So I'm running
0:31.4	around like, I know, so I eat shit. I'm fucked and play it in my wig because you know,
0:35.4	she got all the pieces so she waiting on all of her hat to fall out. And I was like, so
0:39.4	you know, I took my fucking wig and then I forgot when I came in. I took it off in the
0:43.3	kitchen. I always blame the kids for your mistakes. Oh, yes. Oh, and so we saw, I was
0:53.2	telling you about some of my gas prices because you coming down to see an episode of the
0:57.4	Miss Passion, right? Yep. And then what a week. We leave a week. Yep. Gas is so fucking
1:06.4	high. You know, you know, when I would go to the pump pump 10 years ago, I'd like, it
1:12.8	really affected me. But I don't give a fuck who you is. Now, you feel that $5 at the
1:18.2	pump. Yep. And your tank is $70 and you have like a regular, my Malibu is $75 to fill
1:25.0	up a tank. You're like, what the fuck? You know, I've never been a premium gas by my mother
1:31.8	fuck. I don't even fuck what you give me. You regularly get gas and gas. What y'all
1:36.5	do? Put extra spices in the premium. I don't know why that shit say premium. You ain't
1:41.1	never explain to me what I asked premium. Did it come out of different tank that you
1:45.4	get it out of different wall or different fucking rock? Why is it premium? I don't ever
1:49.8	make the car run. Is it is regular glass is regular gas cloudy and premium is clear?
1:56.6	Can you drink premium? So I just buy regular. I think they just add spices to it. Like
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