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🗓️ 11 March 2015
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left. |
0:05.3 | That's when the cannonball is started. |
0:10.5 | What was that? |
0:12.5 | Oh my god, this guy should be in Bartlett's. |
0:19.9 | If Bartlett was without fucking a headless dead girl, am I right? |
0:25.2 | You are right. |
0:27.8 | I think the whole Bartlett's quotations would be very different if each quote was about |
0:32.2 | having sex with a headless fucking corpse. |
0:34.8 | I don't know what Bartlett is. |
0:36.6 | You've never done a research paper? |
0:40.0 | You've never tried to make an AIM away message? |
0:43.2 | Oh, and classic? |
0:44.2 | Are those cliff notes for smart, smart smarts? |
0:46.8 | No, no, no, no, no. |
0:48.3 | It's books of quotes that I used to read. |
0:50.7 | I guess in the seventh or eighth grade, then you'd say something like that where it's like, |
0:54.6 | I don't know, like, I would fight for truth. |
0:58.5 | I would fight for freedom, but instead I fight for these laundry bags. |
1:03.4 | Or something like some weird pitty quote from like Oscar Wilde or something. |
1:07.2 | I don't know. |
1:08.2 | I don't make up quotes like that. |
1:09.8 | Half Oscar Wilde quotes. |
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