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🗓️ 4 March 2015
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
0:03.0 | This is the last talk. |
0:05.0 | On the left. |
0:07.0 | Why are you fucking your glitz? |
0:09.0 | That's when the cannonball some started. |
0:12.0 | What was that? |
0:13.0 | Oh yeah! |
0:19.0 | So my grandmother's corpse and it was fun to see. |
0:26.0 | I thought they burned her. |
0:28.0 | They burned her. |
0:29.0 | Yeah, they burned her. |
0:30.0 | No, I don't stop you from looking at it though. |
0:32.0 | You know what's weird about ashes? |
0:33.0 | Human ashes is that they are so dry. |
0:37.0 | You know, because I had a bunch of spaghetti that I had. |
0:40.0 | My mom was making spaghetti and she was like, |
0:43.0 | you want some Parmesan? |
0:44.0 | And I was like, of course, mom. |
0:45.0 | And then she took out the box of my grandmother's ashes. |
0:48.0 | And she says, like, let's make our own Parmesan. |
0:51.0 | And I was like, what was that mom? |
0:52.0 | And then she dumped a bunch of my grandmother's ashes |
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