Episode #1638: Song Of The Summer Returns!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2014
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
TBTL takes its maiden voyage from the new studio in the Pt. Townsend Post Office, leading Luke and Andrew to talk extensively about stamp collecting. Meanwhile, Luke's brother David calls in from a TJ Maxx parking lot to get the ball rolling on The Song Of The Summer contest.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm really sorry. I am. I'm sorry. Yeah, it sounds to me like you're you're you're sorry. You f*** up |
| 0:07.3 | But not yeah, you know |
| 0:09.9 | Not for what's underneath it. I apologize. That's what's important. It doesn't matter if you apologize if it's not sincere |
| 0:17.5 | Apologies don't have to be sincere. It's just the act of the apology itself. It's only the all that matters is if you're acting sincere |
| 0:25.1 | That is literally the only thing an apology has to be is sincere. Oh god |
| 0:30.0 | Well, I completely just words. I'm acting sincere. Of course. I don't believe it |
| 0:40.8 | Last time I checked audio was the second most important part of the audio video experience |
| 0:45.6 | So it's the least important part, right? I just wish we talked about my hobbies too. What hobbies do you even have not really a hobby |
| 0:52.2 | But I'm pretty good at alienating significant others |
| 0:54.2 | I'm often completely naked and just like laying on the floor painting myself with a glow-in-the-arc paint to see if I can |
| 1:00.0 | Look like a jellyfish and I'm gonna take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths |
| 1:07.8 | Oh, it'll burn me |
| 1:09.6 | It'll burn you twice |
| 1:11.6 | Burn me once with tea shame on me |
| 1:15.0 | Burn you twice in your own mouth shame on everybody involved |
| 1:19.9 | Well, oh my goodness. Hi there everybody. Welcome to an exciting |
| 1:29.4 | Highly anticipated at least in my own mind Monday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:34.1 | This is the show that just might be too |
| 1:37.2 | Beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank. I am your host |
| 1:41.8 | It's episode 1,638 in a collector series |
| 1:46.2 | We have a lot of stuff to talk about. It's been a long time since we did one of these live shows |
| 1:50.9 | Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL |
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