Episode #1636: What Are Ya Doin' Here… PT Cruisin' Edition

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2014

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Luke chats with one of his neighbors, Tom, who's decorated his yard with all manner of weird, entertaining political-tinged art.

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0:00.0	I lost my job, before we arrived, I even got thrown out of my trailer.
0:04.8	All because of one thing, free bison, cocaine.
0:08.8	That's all my life was, was bison, nothing else.
0:13.2	I got in a rehab program that didn't have a red stone arsenal down there in Alabama,
0:16.5	and within people helping me, well that smokey white devil is no longer a part of my life.
0:21.0	And I could proud to say that today, I did not free bison, cocaine.
0:27.2	Now I'll take a drink now.
0:29.2	You know, I'll take a drink and I might even smoke a little rape.
0:32.2	You know, I like smoke, rafers.
0:35.2	You know, I'd relax as many other things, but before bison goes, I don't do it.
0:39.2	T-B-T-L!
0:44.2	Hey Johnny, how about a beer, huh?
0:46.2	A couple of child's book outskies.
0:47.2	A full of brustoy fskies.
0:49.2	Maybe a Mike Brugas-Lowsky.
0:51.2	Perhaps a Teddy brusky.
0:53.2	Yo, you said he was going to be dancing.
0:55.2	You said he was going to be partying.
0:57.2	You said he was going to be doing what we do.
0:59.2	I got a dark side.
1:01.2	There's a demon in me.
1:02.2	Nice software.
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