I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy because she used to say Harlan Pepper.

If you don't stop naming the nuts and the joke was of course that we lived in Pine nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I'd say peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was sent her into a go-and-crazy said you stopped naming nuts.

And Hubert used to be able to make the sound that he wasn't talking but he used to go.

It's now like macadamia nut.

And which is a nut that's also the name of the town.

Pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural oil, natural white pistachio nut.

What is it about one almond that's just perfect?

Nothing.

Oh man, this must be killing you.

What? The salinella dripping all over my desk?

It's lamb ding dong, not salmon.

I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt hurt means.

Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this.

Let's get fancy.

Here we go. Here we do everybody with this Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, The Show.

That just might be too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank. This is episode 1,634 in a collector series and we continue on with day two of our what are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

This is our chance to talk to you, the tens of listeners about what you do while you listen to the show.

And also just kind of find out about the lives that are being led out there in the imaginary radio universe of our listeners and people who we pass on the street and who live in my neighborhood as we'll learn later on this week.

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