There's another one here a native San Franciscan plumber Elliott Ralph

Moved to Dallas disappeared four months ago body was found in a sewer

Well guy takes his job too seriously. Life goes down the drain

Did they mention anything about his wife? Look, I'm sorry, you know, I you know

I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives

No, no, I'm really serious. Did they mention the wife?

You win, okay, I'm a bad person

I'm insane. I'm insensitive to saying I'm a shit. I say we're a shit. Did they mention the wife?

Did they mention the wife? No, no, they didn't mention the wife. You have me. Yeah

Oh, yes, yes, I'm insensitive. I'm a very insensitive man. Stop your job. Look at the insensitive man. That's what they're paying you for

He was my right home

I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor. I don't know

No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken. Well

What are you? I'm a chicken lady

A chicken lady. Yeah, can I get your beer would you like you to drink out of the toilet? Dancing should be done in a rhythmic

Coordinated style regardless of audience. I knew it

Well, I didn't know it, but I knew it. Are you listening to me? Are you traveling like or heavy?

Heavy

Very exciting

Well, I'm sure excited everybody for this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL

All this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live drunk people are so mella. My name is Luke Burbank

I'm your host. This is not on the schedule, but take a listen to this everybody

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