Episode 162: Rhinestone Turtles w/ Eleanor Kerrigan

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2018

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Eleanor Kerrigan is back once again to regale us with tales of her misguided childhood in Philadelphia. She talks about her Uncle Tom and Grandpa Ace among other things. Of course, we roast her every chance we get. We also discuss an interesting story about a turtle. This leads us to a convo about butter and tuna. And obviously, there's lots of 7-up cake talk.

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0:00.0	Is all you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help and notice that gorgeous
0:09.0	that gorgeous as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand
0:14.2	was welcome to me
0:15.6	you're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you
0:19.5	I don't want to fuck you now
0:21.6	you're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you know you're beautiful and old but I don't want to fuck you don't
0:26.3	want to fuck you know baby girl do you want an apple I'll take you to the wedding
0:32.4	chapel and baby girl do you want I'll take you to the wedding chapel.
0:33.0	Hey baby girl do you want some grains?
0:36.0	Your hindquarters are making me insane.
0:39.0	You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you down.
0:45.0	You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you.
0:50.0	I don't want to fucking know.
0:51.0	I might be a man you might be a
0:56.0	a horse but this bond between us is an an overwhelming force,
1:04.1	they could see inside us.
1:07.1	Then they'd know that it's true.
1:10.1	Then you'd be inside me, and I'd be inside you.
1:15.0	You'll need a little bit.
1:18.0	You'll need a little more, but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking know you're a beautiful animal
1:26.6	But I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking know
1:30.2	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
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