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Slop Quest

Episode 161: The Deli Snitch

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Rejoice! It's episode 161 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And, a two hours of power at that. We haven't done a two hour'er in a while, so soak it in. This one opens with us talking about food you can get at the fair. A character named Chicken Charlie is discussed. After that, Danish talks about a conversation he recently overheard, which involved a strange roommate dispute. A documentary is quickly discussed (foreshadowing...the star of it is someone we once discussed on the show). Then, one of the more embarrassing court cases is discussed in great detail. Keeping with the crime and punishment theme, next, we talk about a woman, who wrote a book about killing her husband, perhaps doing what we she wrote about. After that, it's off to Bolivar, Ohio, where a woman is being accused of a felony for sampling some deli ham at her grocery store job. Not to be outdone, a dude was arrested for putting soda in a water cup at a restaurant. There's even some Guy Fieri and Gary Keillor talk. After that, there's some pre-post show post show talk. Your dog will LOVE this episode.

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0:00.0

I was all near so I can tell you how they're all near so I can tell you how they both feel it's a free podcast so it's a fucking good deal

0:26.0

They call me the Dane.

0:28.0

And they call me the Dane.

0:30.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:35.0

Nie. D'nish and no Neil.

0:40.0

D'nish and no near. D'nish and no near. Danish and O'Neill,

0:45.0

Danish and no Neil,

0:49.0

Danish and no Neil, Danish and no Neil, Denes and on you.

0:53.0

Denes and on me.

1:00.0

Yeah, you,

1:01.0

d'enes, I feel guilty after masturbating.

1:08.0

I feel guilty after masturbating. rating. Tabernacle Choir, and do you back up on that?

1:23.2

It's a beardo.

1:24.4

It's got the Outback Boys Choir from Australia.

1:28.0

The Down Under Boys.

1:29.6

Cut them nuts off.

1:30.6

Yeah.

1:31.6

And they, That was beautiful.

1:33.0

Very beautiful, very serene.

1:35.0

Kind of sad.

1:36.0

Almost sad.

1:37.0

To do it.

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