Welcome to Drinking Bros.

Sit back, relax, and have a fucking drink.

Dr. Dr. Welcome to Dr bros kids.

We got a fun Wednesday show for you here.

And at the top, I have to apologize to our guests.

You better.

I will.

I will.

Come on. Let's hear it. I will. Even Dan walked off. He doesn't want to be a part of this, dude. It's my fault. It's my fault. I've been at the helm here for 11 years. And Phil LeBonte. Steering the ship into the rock. I want to apologize personally from Ross Patterson, aka Papa Bear,

aka the man with a golden dick,

aka Wonderleg dude,

which we'll get to in a second.

Another team has tried to sign me here for next week's game.

I had a great game.

We'll chat about it.

100 points, huh?

Here's what happened,

and this is for the audience. We'll kind of give you the insider uh podcasting world here we've been friends for 10 years

seen you ever every single event we've gone to we've always hung out you've always been lovely

i thought you've been on the show therefore i've never asked where i'm, cool, man. And I get pissed off in my life when I hang out with my podcaster friends where I'm like, motherfucker, you've never had me on. Like, what's the deal? Are we really friends? Are we not really friends? And then we walked in today, I was like, hey dude, have you never been on this show before? Because I was going to say Phil LeBonte returns, because we name these episodes, never. Fucking failure. God damn it, man. I want to apologize. I'm not, I don't want to be a Bert Coons who doesn't deliver boots and just lies to people all day for a living, but like Bert does to me, I'm supposed to get these boots 10 years ago. Yeah. So, Phil, I love you. I love you. I'm sorry. I apologize. I had just assumed you'd been on, man. We've hung out so many times over the years. So just from here on, I'll just stop with the faggot shit. I will. I will. I will. I mean, look, obviously, the faggot is just going to happen after the show. And there's nothing you can do about that. I'm a much larger man than you. And I'm going to force my way inside of you.

But I apologize, man.

Holy shit. Apology accepted. God damn it, man. That's my fault. That's not Dan. Dan had nothing to do with it whatsoever. That's me on this one. I just assumed. I was like, hey, cool, man. he's always here.

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