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Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Episode 1617 - Ian Crossland Returns!

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Comedy, Sports, News, Politics

4.88K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Ian Crossland returns to the show to talk about graphene, Havana Syndrome, the Earth’s magnetic field, fighter jets, Jesus, and The Beatles.


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0:00.0

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0:01.5

Calling UK Wildlife.

0:03.6

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0:05.7

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0:08.2

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0:10.0

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0:11.4

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0:13.0

Authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority.

0:18.0

Welcome to Drinking Bros.

0:27.6

Sit back, relax and have a fucking drink. Dr. Trink!

0:28.6

Yeah, welcome to Dr bros kids. Oh, it's going to be a wild one today. Ian Crosslin's back on the show, dude.

0:47.2

Happy to be here. You've returned. You give him a round of applause for that. It's always going to get

0:52.0

fucking weird around here, walked into another show and just said, hey, I'm here. My presence has been announced and I'm in the fucking building. You guys were just talking about I began. I had to get in on it. You jumped in, you jumped in. Any form of psychedelic. I want to know. Because let's face it, you look like the guy where if I opened up the dictionary and looked up the word psychedelic, it would be your picture. The trick is I'm not really. I just want a little bit, but I want it to seem like, I'm not irresponsible. I guess I should put it that way. Like I haven't blown myself apart with it. Right. But I've never like blasted off with DMT. I've only puffed on it. Okay. I've seen through the veil, but I've never gone through the veil. And so I've had conversations with the spirits knowing that it was very interesting. Have you smoked DMT before? I have not. I'll tell you about it, I guess. I'll just quickly. Go ahead. Faped on it. All of a sudden you see these like strings of like alpha numeric pattern or I was seeing alpha numeric shimmering patterns. The shimmering took on like a white light because it was all the colors of the rainbow shimmering. Then these strands of ribbons of patterns took on the outline of this woman's arm and she's waving me towards her and it's like come here. I'm like, instead of speaking, because your body's like comatose, I'm using my mind to communicate with them. And I'm like, where? In my thoughts. And she's like, in. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then I see these other two beings appear. And when I say beings, they're like shimmering light that takes on a hominage shape. and they're moving like people. So I feel like they have personality.

2:19.4

They do have personality.

2:20.4

I don't know if they're human.

2:21.3

High frequency. takes on a hominage shape and they're moving like people. So I feel like they have personality. They do have personality. I don't know if they're human, high frequency beings. And I asked this one, are you God? He laughed and it was like, no. I'm like, what is God? And he said, we don't know, but he showed me a vortex. And I'm like, okay, at the center of the universe, at the center of every galaxy, there's a black hole, this twisting, reversing entropy function that's also at the center of every proton, according to Nassam Harriman, you know, the source child proton, these protons spinning around each other at the speed of light, around a black hole. And I'm like, I think that maybe that's God is like the actual, the actual function of the reversal of entropy, like that twisting in. And then, um, and then it started to go away, you know, it started to fade and I started to get sad about it. And I was like, I had a choice. I could be like, be sad, that it's gone.

3:07.8

Or happy that it happened. And so I chose to be happy. And then another being appeared and went, thank you. And then they vanished and I haven't done it soon. So the choice to be happy was almost like applauding at the end of a movie. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. You could, it could be happy or sad about like the end of Vanilla Sky. if you you're just tuning in right now and you're high, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, that opening two minutes there. I mean, holy shit, I lived it. I do. I do. Candace just texting me, he's going to break Ross's brain. Oh, today? Yeah. Easily. And it's, we're not, we're a couple, what do we, four, four 20. Four minutes and 20 seconds in.

3:41.4

Every time you come on the show, though, it's a fucking roller coaster of madness.

3:46.7

And I love it.

3:47.6

Your energy is infectious and it's great.

3:50.1

And it's what makes you great at what you do.

3:53.2

And you're always entertaining on Tim Poole and everything else.

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