This song freaks me out of it, Childish Ocean, How can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish Ocean, Who the hell decided I was ready to live?

Happy summertime, 2023.

I'm your co-host, Greg Fitzimmons.

I'm your other co-host, Allison Rosen.

There's an odd smell coming into my office right now, a sulfuric smell that I did not emit.

You know, you're 100% sure it's not yours.

Did I say I did not emit or I did not admit?

I think I said emit.

You said, okay, I just want to be sure because, you know, look, I've talked before about

how in fourth grade I got blamed for a fart that I did not emit.

I couldn't smell it and they were like, wait a minute, whoever didn't, whoever can't smell it,

is the one who farted.

I'm like, this makes no sense.

I thought it was whoever smoked it Delta.

So people are pretty, no, I guess that wouldn't work in this situation because you would

know whether it like breached your cheeks.

Well, yes, I mean, unless you fart so frequently that it becomes like breathing to you and

it's unconscious.

Right.

Right.

I'm a farder.

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