Gleeman Geek

Gleeman and the Geek

And Welcome to episode 16

of Gleeman and the Geek

with I'm John Bonas, the Twins Geek

and across the booth from me is

a well-rested well-napped i would say you know bright-eyed and bushy tail i'm looking

good right john just say it i'm looking good i'll take off those glasses show me that i can't

show me that that really upset me for life. They scarred me for life with that.

Have you seen the new stickers commercial with the? Yeah. He's not looking great, really, John. You could have at least said like a 35-year-old Richard Lewis. Okay, here's, all right, I wasn't going to bring this up. But since we're already off on a weird tangent, I went, I got my haircut. I had a day off last week, rare day off, so I decided what can you do? That's exciting with a day off, and I thought, I'll go to great clips in the middle of the afternoon. You know how to live. Yeah, so I drive over there and I go in. In the middle of an afternoon. Yeah, noon or whatever. No one was in there. There was just like six women and me, you know, six hair cutters. What are they called? What's their official hair cutters? Clippers? I'm not sure exactly. So I walk in and they look up in the computer if you've been there before and they get the number of the shaver you want. Right. So they always go, hey, are you good with the number four? And I always say, I have no idea what that means you want to know what that

means I know what that means no I don't I rather it's how many eighths of an inch all right well my

routine is I go hey you're the expert blah blah blah you know my little attempted small talk so she

sits me down and she goes so what do you want to do here and I go well you know I need it basically

just trimmed up mostly on the sides in the back because it was getting a little bushy, you know. So she had first words to me then. She looks at me and she goes, yeah, because you're thinning on top, right? And I say, my first reaction was to say no. And then I thought, well, maybe. And then I thought, what is she doing?

Like, what is this candid camera?

And I thought, yeah, all right, whatever. So I just sat there. And then I thought it's like you go into a bar and you just say, they go, you want anything to eat? And you go, no, I'll just stick with a beer. And it's like them going, yeah, because you're getting pretty fat, right? which would also be true, funny enough.

But I thought that is the worst haircut routine ever. And so, of course, I tipped her like 30% because I felt bad for her. I thought, well, she's not going to make any money in this business because she has no idea what the hell she's doing. So on that on top of the Richard Lewis. So I'm basically a balding Richard Lewis. Getting thinner on top. I got it. I'm not, though, really. You actually, I don't see any thinner on top. Listen, the front lines are sort of going back a little bit. They're retreating a little bit possibly, but I don't know. I've got no room to throw any rocks at your glass house. Here's the problem with that.

If I don't have decent hair, I got nothing. That's all I got at this point. It's not like anybody's going to go, yeah, he's losing his hair, but he's got such a great physique. No, that's not going to happen. But he's got that chiseled jaw line in the great. Lysics. Brat-pit-like face. No. Those deep eyes.

I'm telling you, that's what they're going to say, look at that bald-looking Richard Lewis weird over there talking into a microphone in the bar. Speaking of which, we should mention who the bar is. Yeah, we're at Wild Borne Hopkins. It's getting close to our official hangout here because we like it here. We got our bartender Patrick who recognizes us that's right

and occasionally has given us a free beer yeah and uh which will keep and i walked in today and uh all

i wanted was as much water as i could drink to begin with because i gave blood today and i was so thirsty

i've been running around like a crazy man all day. I was so thirsty. I came in.

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