Episode #1591: May Day!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to figure out a non-offensive term for Anarchist May Day Protesters, and proceed to offend them for 45 solid minutes.

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0:00.0	I'm just gonna come out and say it.
0:01.0	I'm ready to take on the Catalina Wine Mixer.
0:02.8	Oh, oh, slow down there, Speed Racer.
0:04.9	I know what it entails, and I'm ready to nail it.
0:07.4	I want it.
0:08.2	Okay, I want the Catalina Wine Mixer.
0:09.9	Yo, yo.
0:11.1	Hey, D-Man.
0:12.3	Tell him what's up.
0:13.1	I just did.
0:14.0	Hey, hey, your brother wants a shot of the Catalina Wine Mixer.
0:17.1	I'm ready, I'm walking tall.
0:19.7	You think you're ready to run with the balls?
0:21.2	I've been earning and burning,
0:23.1	snapping necks, and caching checks.
0:25.8	Squirt, let's let him do it.
0:27.1	Ah!
0:28.0	Okay.
0:28.7	I get it.
0:29.5	Look, Brennan, here's the thing.
0:30.8	It's the Catalina Wine Mixer, okay?
0:33.1	Ah!
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