Episode 159: Superglue your hands together

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Interview, Funny, Best Podcast, Comedians, Jokes, Society & Culture, Pete Donaldson, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Top Podcast, Comedy, Conversation, Comedian, Luke Moore

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday y'all! The terrible two are back! On the agenda today: Stewie D's weekend in The Big Smoke and his unorthodox moisturising technique, a man that's sued his family for destroying his porn collection, and Pete's guide to tech, wires and storage. Those items are all unrelated, by the way.

We also take the time to appreciate Tiger Woods' recent achievement in winning the Masters a colossal 22 years after his first victory, and take in emails on imaginary childhood games, more dogs in school and much, much more.

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Ciao ciao!

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0:00.0	Yeah, yeah, boss, yeah boss.
0:14.7	Yo, Champin Papi here, Pete Donaldson.
0:17.6	How you doing Luke?
0:18.8	I thought I was going to fight over the music and I was prepared to do that.
0:21.9	Okay. How are you?
0:23.0	Are you up for a battle on this early on Monday?
0:26.0	A rat battle?
0:27.0	It's not that early for me.
0:28.0	I've been here for like three hours, mate.
0:29.0	I've been up and about, I've been, I've been grafting.
0:32.0	You've been lifting by a look of it. I've been lifting? You know how I've been grafting. You've been lifting by a look of it. I've been lifting?
0:34.0	You know how I know you've been lifting this morning?
0:35.7	Because you've rolled your shirt sleeves up?
0:37.4	No, they're just up by default, they're pinned.
0:39.7	Oh, you think you're James Dean? I think I'm... I just want to have a 20 deck of flags in there exactly exactly
0:45.1	is that where they call it 20 decks I don't know I don't smoke I'm just trying to sound cool
0:49.6	well it's more like who's the bad man out of the Simpsons.
0:54.1	He was always got a pack of things up.
0:56.3	No, he's like a petty robber, petty thing.
0:59.3	Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, I don't know him.
1:01.4	I know you mean. I'd like, I'd very love to see you in that t-shirt 20 Deco up your sleeve a Vietnam War era
1:07.5	hard hat with war as hell written on it in marker pen cigarette hanging out your mouth.
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