Episode 158: Locked out by your Dad
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2019
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
They said it wasn't possible, but our 158th instalment of this vanity project has landed, and GOODNESS ME it's a doozy! There's bees in a woman's eye, the first ever photo of a black hole, Julian Assange vacating the Ecuadorian embassy, and a bit closer to home, Pete has been locked out of his flat by his own Dad.
Elsewhere a teacher gets in touch about a dog in his classroom, we cover Take That and their alleged crimes, and a man from Norway gets in touch with a few complaints. Fair enough.
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| 0:17.0 | Some shows may have ads. Be's living women's eyes, black holes are being photographed, it's a heady time to live in the world today. |
| 0:40.4 | And we've got a Halloween extension for Brexit as well. |
| 0:43.0 | How could I forget that? |
| 0:44.0 | Why are they bringing Halloween into this? |
| 0:45.0 | I like Halloween. |
| 0:46.0 | How can I forget the third story that makes up the holy Trinity of today's news? |
| 0:50.0 | Brexit extended to Halloween. |
| 0:51.0 | A lot of people having to go up that black hole picture saying it's not very good. |
| 0:54.8 | What are you expecting? |
| 0:55.9 | Get a life. |
| 0:57.0 | The first comment I saw, the first comment I saw was, that was taken on Android. |
| 1:00.6 | Ha ha ha! |
| 1:02.1 | And second one was, I'd fuck it. |
| 1:04.0 | I love it. |
| 1:05.0 | There's no pleasing people, some people, because I think that that original composite image |
| 1:10.3 | or whatever, the data for it was compiled in like 2017 and it took two years |
| 1:14.9 | to bring it to fruition. By the way, it's 50 million light years away. First complaint? |
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