Episode #159- How Should We Remember Attila the Hun? (Part III)
Our Fake History
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🗓️ 12 July 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There's a story about a young woman named Ursula and her 11,000 handmaidens. |
| 0:14.2 | The story goes that sometime around 450 AD, the beautiful Ursula, a Christian princess, |
| 0:21.3 | who hailed from either Britain or Brittany, depending on the Sorcerer reading, was |
| 0:27.1 | betrothed to a pagan king in Gaul. The pious Ursula was scandalized by this match, but |
| 0:35.0 | was confronted by the angel Raphael, who appeared to her and told her of God's plan. It was |
| 0:42.8 | God's will for her to remain a virgin, to help convert young pagan women to Christianity, |
| 0:49.1 | and then to ultimately meet the fate of a martyr. |
| 0:54.6 | So Ursula convinced her husband to be that before she could marry him, she needed to complete |
| 1:00.3 | a holy pilgrimage along the Rhine River and eventually to Rome to meet with the Pope. |
| 1:07.5 | Accompanying her would be an entourage of handmaidens, who Ursula personally instructed |
| 1:14.2 | in martial arts. Did I mention that Ursula was a martial arts master? Well, she was. |
| 1:22.6 | Ursula's pilgrims were to be perfect in their chastity and ferocious when confronted |
| 1:28.2 | by aggressive pagans. So Ursula led her group of wandering warrior women through Gaul. |
| 1:37.6 | How many were there? Well, one tradition says 11,000 young women joined her on this pilgrimage, |
| 1:46.8 | but more on that number a little later. Sure enough, Ursula and her companions eventually |
| 1:53.6 | reached Rome, where they were welcomed by the Pope. The Pope gave the impressive young woman |
| 2:00.1 | his blessing and even gifted her several holy relics, one from St. Peter, one from St. Paul, |
| 2:08.1 | and one from St. John the Evangelist. Ursula then took these holy relics back to the cathedral |
| 2:14.7 | in the city of Cologne. But when Ursula and her entourage of maidens arrived in Cologne, |
| 2:21.7 | they found the city besieged by the fearsome Huns. Now, there are many different versions |
| 2:29.9 | of what happened next, but the most colorful by far involves our friend, Attila the Hun. |
| 2:38.8 | The story goes that Attila was personally overseeing the siege, but the arrival of Ursula and |
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