You know all the cartoons and all the TV shows you see when you're young, like horses and ponies are always really really cool and happy.

They always got like a rainbow or some stars flying behind it. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh it's a pony, it's a pony.

So like I'm at the petting zoo and some reason the pony came and beat me.

When it happened and I turned around and looked at it, aside from the fact that the horse didn't look anything like the cartoon or what I saw on TV,

it was like dang horse like, I trusted you.

When you're in the recording studio do you ever think, hey what if I don't make something sh**?

Is that popping in your mind in a process?

The doctor sent you and you are eye candy.

This guy's intense, big face, big head, big bald head, money to back up, you know, you're overthinking it buddy.

I mean just kind of see this as a fun thing to do where you make a little bread.

Tell me how you feel about religion?

I just want to look skinny on camera.

You've had three hairstyles. What's next for your career?

This is perfect for radio.

Well if that's how it's going to be, sure why not.

Let's go for a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

It's episode 1,582 in a collector's series.

Got a fun show for you on this Friday, a show that we've had to already do a little bit of, you know, I was going to say I'm a gyvering.

But I just, we've got to get a new way to describe a situation wherein people improvise.

Because that's, there's going to be a point, you know, hundreds of years from now where people are going to be saying, I'm a gyvered that.

And the alien beings who we live amongst, who will then, I assume, be clouds of gases.

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