Episode 158: The Art of Chug
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2020
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Welllllllllllll, well it's The Big Show! That was the entrance music of a wrestling guy from a number of years ago, but today we've got an episode of a podcast that could arguably go by the same name. That's because on episode 158 of YKS, we'll be introducing some products to you that might be able to make a real difference in your lives! Haha just kidding. We're going to talk about a penis board game. But there's also smart diapers, a joke of the day calendar for the terminally ill, and a product that promises to shave up to 1.2 seconds off the amount of time it takes to chug a Simply Alcohol (TM) Mango Wango Hard Sparkling Rosé Smoothie. Finally! That's time I can now spend explaining to my kids why the COVID-19 virus deserves all As.
Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
Today's episode of YKS is sponsored by Wipers123. They've been selling wiper blades for so long they've gotten to be pretty good at it. I've got some here at the house, and in my opinion, I don't know how you'd do it any better than Wipers123. Don't believe me? Fine. I don't care. For everyone else, go to Wipers123.com and use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 off your order of SpeedSets, which sounds like a very fast type of windshield wiper.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | You don't want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body's ever told you that your kick starters go |
| 0:19.0 | Tell them I can J out. |
| 0:21.0 | Your kick-start-in-start-saws. Your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:24.0 | Saves. Saves. S |
| 0:22.0 | G S G S G S G G G S G G G The was just |
| 0:45.0 | I was listening to your podcast. It was just ending and I thought I would call you and ask you |
| 0:51.0 | about Quibnos. And I wonder what... call you and ask you about criminals. |
| 0:53.0 | And I wonder what kind of sandwich shops they have where you live. |
| 0:56.0 | Because here we have like a subway obviously, |
| 0:59.0 | and I'm in Minnesota by the way. |
| 1:01.0 | We have Jimmy Johns and then there's some |
| 1:02.9 | quizzos and there's a couple of like firehouse stuff like that's a chain. I think |
| 1:09.1 | those are the main chains but I don't think we have blinckies here I think we used to have a couple but you know I'm just |
| 1:16.9 | thinking about sandwiches and it's just maybe want to call you guys about it and hear your |
| 1:21.8 | thoughts on the different sandwich places. |
| 1:24.0 | I feel that Jimmy Johns is by far the worst of all of the sandwich places, worse than even |
| 1:29.0 | subway. |
| 1:30.0 | But somehow that's the one I always end up going to because my kids will be it. |
| 1:36.0 | So I guess that's what nice is like now. |
| 1:40.0 | So just want to hear you guys maybe just riff on that topic a little bit if you so choose. |
| 1:46.2 | Okay, bye. |
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